The Italian Street
Being a play about three Italian kids fighting on a street in Italy
By
Xander Wilson


Characters:
Lee
Kuzon
Rholu
Adult

Lee walks by Rhoku
Rhoku bumps Lee
Rhoku: Stupido!
Lee: Porco!
Rhoku: Porco struzzo!
Lee: Stupido porco struzzo!
Kuzon walks in
Kuzon: Come stai?
Rhoku turns
Kuzon turns
Rhoku: Porca miseria!
Lee: Porca miseria!
All start wrestling, Adult walks on stage.
Adult: Basta basta basta basta BASTA!
Lee: blah blah blah blah blah!
Rhoku: Si’! Blah blah blah blah!
Kuzon: Si’! Blah blah blah blah!
All smile, then all start to laugh./ All walk off stage./Adult reenters./
Adult: Come stai?
Adult walks off stage.