Sunday, January 8, 2012

Recent Kid Quips

Kelly: (shortly after Gwen had finished in the shower) Gwen, do you have underwear on?
Gwen: No, I forgot underwear even existed!

Rus: I think your new fish needs some help finding the food.
Gwen: (opening the aquarium cover and brandishing the plastic feeding spoon) I'll give him some guidance from above.

We often have trouble getting Xander to actually eat at the dinner table, usually he just keeps talking. And while we love talking with him so much, he does need to actually take in some calories. On the way to CA the kids were watching The Secret of Moon Acre in the car. At a breakfast scene one of the male characters says:
"Can't a man enjoy a meal in his own home in silence?"
Xander then exclaimed, "How can you enjoy it in silence?!?"

Xander: Some movies are more successful than others.
Laurelin: Yeah, like Cars 2 was more successful than Cars.
Mamma: It was?
Laurelin: Yeah. Cars is the kind of movie that has its own toothpaste. Cars 2 is the kind of movie that has its own collecting cards and juice boxes.
Ahh, the signs of sweet success.....

One last Deep Thought by Gwen:
"If infinity is a number, I bet the reason people can't reach it is because maybe, just maybe, it's zero."