I'll volunteer...

Xander--(on the way to Home Depot with Rus) What would happen if you were taking Cosmo on a walk, and if you knocked on a door, and Cosmo ran in, and a retired magician answered, who had a house full of ducks?

Xander (Overheard): I'll volunteer for anything, as long as it's weird.


Gwen, after drawing a picture of Jesus, asked, "What's the mailbox to Heaven?" (She explained that she wanted to send the picture to Him.)

Laurelin approached me as I was preparing an object lesson for Sunday School about traps and snares. She immediately came up with an object lesson, which I shared with my class. They appreciated her insight.

A picture of an ogre/cyclops hybrid Isaac created, by carving it in polystyrene and making a relief painting of it: